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5 Demotivational Poster


RITE OF PASSAGE -


TAGS: after youd cut yourself 75 times or so youd figure it out
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

LordKraven - December 22, 2010, 9:47 am
Got BuckKnife when I was 8. Good Ole Days
shawoopa - December 22, 2010, 1:16 am
i have so many scars i cant remember and im only 14. fond memories....
rerun - September 26, 2010, 8:51 pm

I went to a rather rough school back then
CANADA - September 26, 2010, 8:26 pm
I had a girl stick one in my shoulder blade when i was in a fight. That was the one time i considered pummeling a girl
rerun - September 26, 2010, 8:24 pm

I got stabbed with one in a school fight, 5th grade.
CANADA - September 26, 2010, 8:22 pm
cut my little finger off when it folded. Oldest scar i can remember
jameswnash - September 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Fond memories of when handles were pine, ash or oak not adhesive
5150monkeylove - September 26, 2010, 2:54 pm
I remember multiple "incidents" with this style of knife. mostly when trying to get a blade out after another was opened.
Chompers - September 26, 2010, 2:21 pm
Even I got a knife from my dad, just couldn't tell you the brand. Got it taken away for killing a spider with it.
TheTrashHeap - September 26, 2010, 12:45 pm
Schrade 2.5 inch blade. Almost cut my thumb off Christmas morning about 22-23 years ago.
GreyScorpion - September 26, 2010, 12:30 pm
I shed a tear on this...I got my first from my grandfather when I was 8. still have the scar on my left hand...5+L


SMOKING -




1911 -


TAGS: 45 1911 god moses holy
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by TheScottsMan

flapinux - April 9, 2012, 7:31 pm
The most powerful weapon in Bad Company 2!
Bolverk37782 - April 2, 2012, 6:52 am
Works well with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!!!
TheScottsMan - March 30, 2012, 11:06 pm
Well as a "Scottsman" I like Scottish women in plaid bras LOL!!!!!!!!
Budog - March 30, 2012, 5:45 pm
Even as an atheist I like this one... 5L
Rick69 - March 30, 2012, 5:24 pm
Well, TheScottsMan, you had me fooled by your avatar... :O
TheScottsMan - March 30, 2012, 8:39 am
I actually like Glock better, but I must pay homage to the first combat pistol.
lgvernon - March 29, 2012, 10:38 pm

The pistol god, my favorite, my buddy, my friend. 'Glock', you know, is just the sound one of those brand X ones makes when you drop it.


RED RYDER AR 15 - Thank yooouuuu SANTA!


TAGS: ar15 santa
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by motinet

orcomorco - September 18, 2013, 10:40 pm
What a ripoff santa...huge amount of matience there. Get a Kel-Tec RFB or AK74
GaryO - November 28, 2012, 8:00 pm
It’s an Official-Red-Ryder Carbine-Action-Two-Hundred-Shot-Range-Model-Daisy-lever-action-with-a-saddle ring-and-leather-thong-on-the-receiver-and-compass-and-sundial-in-the-stock….You’ll blow your head off kid.
Airman - November 28, 2012, 6:53 pm
yes they do.. we have a couple
maoworks2 - November 28, 2012, 2:54 pm
Do They Make B B Guns Like That Now ?
MissPriss - November 28, 2012, 10:35 am
Don't know why...but Mord comes to mind with that one teehee. Hope you didn't lose an eye creating this. Nice....


WHY CAN'T I OWN A CANADIAN -


TAGS: canadian list jesus bible god sean for 25 00 sale
Rating: 4.34/5

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squiros - February 20, 2013, 11:15 am
great questions for anyone learning to read. good news buzzramjet! we ALL get to throw rocks at her! unfortunately not in USA since defer to local govt. anywhere legal, i'd gladly help out =D reply: bible reading comprehension ftw
Buzzramjet - August 11, 2012, 11:26 pm
Hilarious. That thing has been around for about 7 years or so. No one has actually been able to rebut it that I can find. And there are more. Like: I found out my wife was not a virgin when I married her, do I get the police to execute her or can I?
fred - October 18, 2010, 10:37 pm
It's funny, because it's true! :D
WhiteTiger225 - July 19, 2010, 11:13 pm
@#180344 Me thinks thou dost protest too much. Upset that your trimmed beard and hair are going to send you to hell? :p
TweedyMcSchwackerstein - June 14, 2010, 7:08 pm
half that shit's miscontstrued, 2 lions at best...
Ed-Hyde - January 4, 2010, 11:11 am
Ron, if you really wrote that I'd LOVE to see the response.
amina - January 4, 2010, 8:39 am
Never have I been more proud of a motifaker then I am now. I must once again bow down in awe of your talent.
spacedog - December 23, 2009, 7:27 pm
Excellent Ron, 5Ls. If you're heading north, I might know where you could rent some Canadians. The maple leafs aren't doing anything much these days.
Zed - December 23, 2009, 6:23 pm
Ron, you win. 5 F'ed-up lions, dude!
CANADA - December 23, 2009, 4:17 pm
that would defiantly make them think
Derek - December 23, 2009, 3:03 pm
A inconsistency exposure of biblical proportions.
aesop's folly - December 23, 2009, 2:26 pm
5/5 for the win
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 12:39 pm
Welcome back..."who gimme 5, gimme 5, 5, gimme 5....Sold!! to the Guiness drinker in the back. Pick up your canadian on your way out, sir."
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 12:15 pm
This is fucking beautiful, Ron! 5 bible thumping lions for you. I hope you enjoy them. Daniel did.
R.S.Jake - December 23, 2009, 12:06 pm
I got my Canadian on ebay! It came down to the last minute, but I got the winning bid!
rerun - December 23, 2009, 12:05 pm

I cannot own a Canadian because they live to far North, the purchase price would have to be offset by the travel price required to make the purchase. So far, not one dealer is willing to deal. Guess the economy is on a rebound.


the Indy 500 -


TAGS: indianapolis 500 miles
Rating: 4.11/5

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vindicator - August 2, 2014, 3:34 pm
very clever GaryO
MrStupidGir - July 10, 2014, 7:29 pm
NASA uses metric dummy, so does the whole scientific community throughout the world and US armed forces
GaryO - June 29, 2014, 1:38 pm
I’d comment on this, but as a US citizen, I claim the 757 mL.
Reality Lord - June 29, 2014, 12:57 pm

and yet you swear fealty to it as though george washington had come up with it. meh. BTW...you do realize you money is in the metric system...no?
Reality Lord - June 29, 2014, 12:57 pm

now here's the kicker i really don't get. the system you are now using (what the world abandoned some 40 or 50 yrs ago) is called the Imperial system. handed down to you by the good King of England. the same King you fought so gallantly against. and yet y
Reality Lord - June 29, 2014, 12:54 pm

hmmmm...the Indy 800 has a nice ring to it. and BTW, every episode of Star Trek...ant generation...is always in metric. resistance is futlie.
Airman - June 26, 2014, 10:15 am
technically, you are both correct.. however, they used one way rockets.. if you don't bring them back, doesn't qualify..
steve1961 - June 26, 2014, 9:35 am
...and don't forget about Myanmar (Burma)...
OSA - June 26, 2014, 7:39 am
I didn't realise that Liberia had sent a man to the moon.....


NAZI CHICKS -


TAGS: mar 5 nazi chicks
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 8:09 pm
Not as nice as the ones in "I Served the King of England".
themansn - March 22, 2011, 7:47 am
5 great lols from germany xDD
Hasbunmb - March 6, 2010, 5:53 pm
Teehee
Asasello - March 6, 2010, 6:34 am
Love it.
spacedog - March 5, 2010, 6:03 pm
Nice one Matt, 5Ls.
Jmac0585 - March 5, 2010, 5:26 pm
5L for you.
LogicDude - March 5, 2010, 5:16 pm
Mein Leben! 5L!
Woodywood03a - March 5, 2010, 5:01 pm
Ok, that one is good!!!
Airman - March 5, 2010, 4:59 pm
LOL
culos - March 5, 2010, 4:57 pm
Can I have the one in the skirt? 5 German Shepherds!
Faceplant31 - March 5, 2010, 4:43 pm
Amsome Fattie!
Fatt Matt - March 5, 2010, 4:39 pm
Fun with puns! Thanks aggy!
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 4:33 pm
Yes!


BORN TO KILL!!! - Peace through superior firepower.




GIVE'EM THE TITTIES -


TAGS: feb 25 suspicion the kid knows his brand
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

Hasbunmb - March 8, 2010, 1:36 pm
Must....stop....giggling...
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 6:23 pm
First and last time Matt was cared for by uncle Mel.
spacedog - February 25, 2010, 9:33 pm
Nice work Matt, 5Ls.
MO - February 25, 2010, 6:59 pm
LOVE IT!
Airman - February 25, 2010, 6:11 pm
LOL
Faceplant31 - February 25, 2010, 5:04 pm
Amsome, where is the wiskey ti... wait never mind


Thunder from the sky -


TAGS: b52
Rating: 4.09/5

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Pikeman - June 29, 2013, 8:02 pm
@curlyrocks let that be a lesson to you when you fight against Red Fascist invaders the Americans support you, when you support the murder of Americans fight you.
Bolverk3778 - June 29, 2013, 5:00 pm
Na load the C5 with as many MOAB's as it can carry and drop them on as many camps that have been identified. Then let them complain about the drone flights!!
curlyrocks - June 27, 2013, 4:08 pm
oh it's a B-52, I thought it might be one of those C5's loaded to the tits with cash for the Taliban we used to send over.


THE 50 BMG REVOLVER - For those life and death moments like running into a stray Tyrannosaurus Rex. When you need to shoot from you back yard to your front yard through your house.


TAGS: 50 bmg revolver
Rating: 4.2/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 9:09 pm
Or for when you need to break your own wrist to get time off work.


INNOVATION - Designing something that doesn't get improved on much for 100 years.




SCREW IT! - I'll deal with my procrastination issues later.


TAGS: 5082521
Rating: 4.98/5

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maoworks2 - April 24, 2012, 10:09 am
Great Pic.


Question -


TAGS: 2015 where are all the hover cars back to the future
Rating: 3.8/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:13 am
Like military research to develop a truly all-terrain that can float over sand dunes instead of getting stuck in them, wouldn't create the hovercar decades faster than the commercial industry? They didn't create drones to be kids toys.


INBREEDING - What happens when your gene pool is the size of a parking lot puddle.




STALKING - It's such and ugly word don'tcha think? I much prefer closely watching over without consent.


TAGS: i still am not allowed 500 yards from angelina jolie
Rating: 4.11/5

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rerun - February 28, 2010, 12:51 pm

fantastic. 5 creeping Jolies for you
CpnKangaroo - February 28, 2010, 12:39 pm
why what?
Woodywood03a - February 28, 2010, 12:35 pm
and I wonder why?


OFFICE POLITICS #8 - When you're out of the office, you're wandering around. When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.


TAGS: office politics 50cal
Rating: 3.94/5

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forseti - September 13, 2010, 4:13 pm
slow down, 50cal. just shoot one a day ;)


STATE TROPPER IN MINNESOTA - Permit to Carry - Valid


TAGS: glock 38 special 45 automatic
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by ughomer

project28 - May 7, 2013, 2:07 pm
Tropper?
tomyironmane - May 4, 2013, 11:52 pm
This lady... I like her already.
mariand - January 23, 2013, 3:36 am
lol...good'n
CloudchaserS - January 23, 2013, 2:15 am
I don't CC, but if I did, I'd have a note attached to my permit saying "I shouldn't need this, the 2nd amendment is my permit"


HAIL - to the Chief


TAGS: 5000 posters congrats to cubby
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

SimpleScion - September 21, 2010, 9:22 am
LOL, their expressions in the bottom pic. 5L.
matt28 - September 20, 2010, 10:37 pm
Huh, huh. You said 'passed'. Huh, huh. 5L.
jameswnash - September 20, 2010, 10:18 pm
PERFECT! Sadly can only give a 5
Cubbybear - September 20, 2010, 9:54 pm
I love it! Thanks Airman You made Mike Judge proud
Airman - September 20, 2010, 5:14 pm
well, math and Beavis..
Zook - September 20, 2010, 5:13 pm
30000 boobs is a gross underestimate
Faceplant31 - September 20, 2010, 5:03 pm
Nice one airman. 5L


CHILD INNOCENCE - I see no problems here. Move along.


TAGS: 90567
Rating: 4.67/5

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PrettyWhenICry - February 28, 2012, 12:19 pm
LOL
Reality Lord - February 25, 2012, 7:36 am

another lols...you're on a roll


.45 - becauuse 9mm is over rated and it sure as hell wont stop a zombie




THERE WAS A TIME -




MILITARY SNIPERS -


TAGS: soldiers military sniper 50 bmg rifle
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by AgentNoir

batman93 - November 17, 2013, 6:41 am
Actually, the EGA on his cover is what implies that he'll hit his target.
GrammarNazi - October 4, 2012, 8:00 pm
That's implying he actually hits his target...


TWELVE STEP RECOVERY - The First step is admitting you have a problem.


TAGS: 9834555
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by KaidenJackson

Airman - March 2, 2012, 6:48 pm
this cracks me up everytime I see it.. I fav'd it
Reality Lord - February 25, 2012, 7:34 am

i lol'd....5L and nice dude!
RonE - February 25, 2012, 5:22 am
He still has a serious addiction. When he refuses to admit that it is the Cats poop that really gets him going.
ICEMAN - February 25, 2012, 1:56 am
We always suspected.
Budog - February 25, 2012, 1:44 am
My name is Rufus and I'm a poopaholic...
Greeny - February 24, 2012, 9:03 pm
Houston, we have a problem...
GaryO - February 24, 2012, 8:45 pm
DOG POOP! WOOf!


FEAR ME -


TAGS: cessna 150
Rating: 4.58/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 3:27 pm
More apt to scare the crap out of the pilot.
Greeny - May 23, 2011, 8:40 pm
lol


M2 .50 MACHINE GUN - Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda nifty.




OFFICE POLITICS - When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.


TAGS: women harassment 50cal
Rating: 4.93/5

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Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:29 am
*accept
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:29 am
Re Poster ... Hey, that dude's obviously enjoying his unobstructed view of her -- her covered back. Yeah, we'll that as proof that he's straight. Well played, Lester.
ICEMAN - January 16, 2011, 12:28 am
Heh, heh, heh. Classic!
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:25 am
Faceplant's a mod now?! Huh, so that's who keeps losing the keys to the short bus. Sorry Mooooooooooooooooooooo. Yer of the hook -- for now.
autumnspirit - January 15, 2011, 12:27 am
Purrrrrfect! However, I think the price p/m has gone up. 5Lawsuits
50cal - January 14, 2011, 11:47 am
LOL sounds about the time I dropped off the Moti network for a bit! Belated congrats bro!
Faceplant31 - January 14, 2011, 11:44 am
Soon as you stopped paying attention. I been mod for a couple months now. Thanks for noticing dick.
50cal - January 14, 2011, 10:45 am
Thank you sir! When did you make MOD?!
Faceplant31 - January 14, 2011, 10:34 am
Much better 50. 5L


JUST THINK -


TAGS: legendarydarkknight45 just think
Rating: 4.78/5

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djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 12:47 am
LOL! So true. I can't complain. I take the bus.


I LOVE YOU ALL -


TAGS: 2500
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

silcas - January 30, 2010, 3:58 pm
Grats Cubby!
lesterinside - January 30, 2010, 3:12 am
2522 as of now. Yes you passed!!!
Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 30, 2010, 12:23 am
Congrats, Cubby! Your legacy is hard to beat.
Cubbybear - January 29, 2010, 11:33 pm
What is Goat? Oh well...
TheTrashHeap - January 29, 2010, 8:31 pm
WTG Bilbo! That's at least 5000 breasts!
rerun - January 29, 2010, 8:31 pm

where have you been? the "no scorpions" sign on the door was for your cousin, not you.
GreyScorpion - January 29, 2010, 8:30 pm
A Cult? Really? Do we get to wear robes and do chants and stuff like that?
rerun - January 29, 2010, 8:28 pm

PM, the goat does not merit publicity
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 29, 2010, 8:26 pm
Don't get me wrong, TheGoat is a super Timmy......But I'd rather be called Godlike than Royalty, I could finally start my Cult.
rerun - January 29, 2010, 8:24 pm

Step down for Cubby. Besides, If you read The Goats comments on last 3 items you can see he is Timmy
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 29, 2010, 8:22 pm
"Divinity" is a compliment Rerun.
rerun - January 29, 2010, 8:18 pm

WTF is your problem? Cubby has set the bar too high for you? Please, if you cannot say anything nice, stay silent
The Goat - January 29, 2010, 8:12 pm
Royalty my ass! More like Motifake Divinity!
ronsart - January 29, 2010, 6:45 pm
Congrats again Cubby!...The King Of Motifake!...well deserved...now get back to work...your turn to do wash dishes tonight.
Cubbybear - January 29, 2010, 6:42 pm
Not bad for a MotiNoob...thanks guys
Airman - January 29, 2010, 6:02 pm
yes he is.. congrats Mr. C
GreyScorpion - January 29, 2010, 5:59 pm
Congratulations Cubby. I think I have 1/2 of that total in my favorites ;)
rerun - January 29, 2010, 5:41 pm

Cubby is Motifake Royality
R.S.Jake - January 29, 2010, 5:38 pm
WooHoo! Are we having a party by the Big Oak?
Faceplant31 - January 29, 2010, 5:25 pm
2500 L's for you sir. Cheers!
spacedog - January 29, 2010, 5:18 pm
Congrats Cubby.


THE INTERNETS - Hosting dumb flaming topics since 1984


TAGS: 1 2 3 4 5
Rating: 1.83/5

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5 LIONS - Not so pleasant in real life.......


TAGS: 5 lions angry roar
Rating: 4.91/5

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spacedog - July 19, 2010, 4:47 pm
Great poster! 5L, marshmallow.
marshmallow - July 18, 2010, 11:41 pm
shiny... i like the fact its a gif lol
Cubbybear - July 18, 2010, 11:40 pm
So...how do you guys like my new avatar? Took me 3 days to find the right one
Cubbybear - July 18, 2010, 11:38 pm
My older works make me laugh especially the ones on naughtyFake
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 11:36 pm
....and as I look at my older work, 1 lion is eternal.
Cubbybear - July 18, 2010, 11:35 pm
LOL...Aggy true
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 11:32 pm
Naturally, Cubby... 5 lions never last for long.
Cubbybear - July 18, 2010, 11:27 pm
Those water buffalo are tough bastards...I bet he got away
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 11:25 pm
Love it!
marshmallow - July 18, 2010, 9:35 pm
xD thanks, it was inspired while i was watching lion king
rerun - July 18, 2010, 9:31 pm

Now, that is funny


160 YEARS AGO -


TAGS: 1859
Rating: 4.63/5

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Anonymous2 - April 8, 2010, 1:11 pm
About the women with real boobs line, what would you expect when they put Cubby on their flag?
forseti - April 8, 2010, 2:12 am
okay: I pick 3. Try again! 1! Go higher! 5. Too high. 3? You already said 3. 6? There is no 6. 2? Double it! 4! As you wish sir. And one extra for the 'hidden' racism ;)
ICEMAN - April 7, 2010, 11:42 pm
Another 5 for the Airman. The truth speaks volumes.
Faceplant31 - April 7, 2010, 7:38 pm
BURN!As a Cali native born and bread this hurts but hey the truth does from time to time. 5L's for you sir!


OH SHIT - we're screwed




IT PAYS TO ADVERTIZE - But Only Advertize If It Pays




29 MAY 1985 - It didn't matter that day if it is called Soccer or Football


TAGS: heysel stadium disaster 29 may 1985 liverpool juventus rnr
Rating: 1.76/5

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Football - June 26, 2009, 4:19 am
... because it's FOOTBALL!


FEAR - Sure it looks small and a little cute... Then you remember the thing that gave birth to this thing is still out there.....


TAGS: monsters strike fear 50cal
Rating: 3.21/5

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rerun - November 22, 2010, 11:39 am

only told him about the site a week ago.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 11:39 am
Where's the fun in that?
rerun - November 22, 2010, 11:36 am

don't know if he is a member at all
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:52 am
Is Justin an active member?....we could roast him.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:49 am
Oh, we're talking about Aggy's Mom again?
rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:48 am

glad I could help....oh, look. A train
rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:47 am

I sent an e-mail to a co-worker about this site. He has no idea I am a member/moderator. Maybe Justin can take a hint, it is "key" in his "account". I guess he will know if he reads this
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:46 am
*am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:45 am
Thanks for the setup RR
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:45 am
I told him...But not which one I way........Hey Brian!!!!! Don't judge me!
rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:43 am

did you let him in on the fact you are a mod, or is he going to find out today when he reads these comments?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:43 am
I asked him "who are the Moderators" and he said "there's a bunch, But this Agdaniele Guy is really gross"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:41 am
So, Last night at work I was walking through one of the work areas...and I found an engineer viewing Motifake on his office PC. I swear to God, He said "Check out this site.."The comments are funnier than the posters...But The Moderators are sick people"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:39 am
Only in the "currency" I give Aggy's mom.
rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:34 am

when has vaildity ever been an issue?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:33 am
I have no valid response to that....Bababooey!!!!
rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:32 am

be careful, they cut my nose off last year, the great kosher cancer nose scare of 2009.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:22 am
That's just racist Rerun....You want to hear my thoughts about your nose?...
rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:18 am

I thought those eyes looked Canadian
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:12 am
How dare you bastards talk about Celine Dion that way!
culos - November 22, 2010, 9:59 am
Nah, had one but I divorced her
Ed-Hyde - November 22, 2010, 9:55 am
I don't know what it is, but I want one.
firedog911 - November 20, 2010, 3:53 pm
What the fuck is that thing?!?
matt28 - November 20, 2010, 2:21 am
That looks like the love-child of Bubbles the Chimp and a Predator. Yikes!
5150monkeylove - November 19, 2010, 9:11 pm
looks like it could be your kid 50.... Quake never showed the youngsters.


The Future -


TAGS: 2015 hoverboards cars marty doc biff
Rating: 4.8/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:13 pm
Screw hover-boards... They made a functional JET-pack back in 1970, so where-the-hell's mine!?
EmilioDumphque - November 13, 2015, 10:57 am
Anti-gravity: as easy as time travel.


5 GUM - Feels like 40,000 Leprechauns raping you with a butter knife


TAGS: 5 gum
Rating: 2.24/5

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Briton of Rose - February 17, 2009, 6:27 am
Wasn't that their original tag line?


HITLER KITTY -


TAGS: legendarydarkknight45 hitler kitty
Rating: 3.78/5

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LegendaryDarkKnight45 - January 10, 2012, 9:24 am
Yes, I have heard of it. I heard it was pretty good. I would love to read it some time.
CloudchaserS - January 10, 2012, 1:37 am
Ever hear of Maus? It's a graphic novel where the Jews are mice, the nazi's are cats and their Allied liberators are dogs


A tribute -


TAGS: a 5er
Rating: 4.5/5

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NickDahlmier - February 16, 2016, 2:37 am
Gimme time....
GaryO - February 15, 2016, 10:07 pm
Nick, while you take the time to leave a gamut of witty remarks on various posters, how 'bout grabbing some pics and try a hand at yer own, hmmmm?
NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:38 pm
How 'bout some nice, relaxing milk? Does a body goooooooood....
pzykosiz - September 13, 2015, 6:41 pm
i invited him, he should be a good opponent
GaryO - September 13, 2015, 12:39 pm
Thanx Missy.
MissPriss - September 13, 2015, 11:44 am
A Mr. Gary tribute...impressive 'cern! Congrats! And 5Ler Mr. Gary.
GaryO - September 13, 2015, 8:00 am
He most certainly would. Thnx JayDub
JesusWept - September 13, 2015, 7:57 am
Nice one, Gary! I wish cern would join the poster evolution. He would certainly add a new dimension to it. 5.


Our Generation -


TAGS: 2015 legacy generation peace war
Rating: 4.31/5

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mizzdizz - December 29, 2014, 11:57 am
Pop the cork and lift the glass to that!


Sing I Said ! -


TAGS: 2015
Rating: 3.67/5

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mizzdizz - January 2, 2015, 6:24 am
Cheers, mate! May the year ahead bring you health, wealth, and happiness! Stay safe, Mao!
JesusWept - January 1, 2015, 3:02 pm
Thanks, mao! Same to you!
Oldsod - January 1, 2015, 6:36 am
Mazel tov!
Greeny - January 1, 2015, 5:44 am
HNY Mao
maoworks2 - December 31, 2014, 6:40 pm
Happy New Year MissPriss And Be Safe .
maoworks2 - December 31, 2014, 6:39 pm
Happy New Year GaryO Be Safe .
MissPriss - December 31, 2014, 5:16 pm
All the best to you too mao!
GaryO - December 31, 2014, 4:47 pm
WOOOOOO-OOOOO-OOOOOF!


VESPA 150 TAP - For when traffic is murder


TAGS: vespa 150 tap rpg scooter bazooka
Rating: 3.6/5

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TrueGrave - December 16, 2012, 3:54 pm
I don't see anything here that incites your comment...I don't see the words bazooka, or rocket launcher, just a person quick to jump to naming a weapon. Usually crazy people charge for such services.
oldvet - September 30, 2012, 11:31 pm
That's 75mm Recoilless Rifle. Not a Bazooka or a rocket launcher. Learn your nomenclature before you comment!
cheesefrog - June 27, 2012, 1:30 pm
its the thing that you look behind u and say "OH Fuck!!"


PRAISE ALLAH -


TAGS: 5 times a day plus a special sniff on friday
Rating: 3.16/5

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BoneCD - September 27, 2009, 4:26 pm
No harm meant...just part of the September poster challenge


15 DAYS - Until Beavis and Butthead are Finished Destroying America!!




HOW IT FEELS - to chew 5 gum.


TAGS: 911 5gum disasterous
Rating: 2.98/5

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pzykosiz - August 18, 2010, 12:27 am
i kinda feel bad for laughing at this now.
BrokenEye - August 18, 2010, 12:21 am
Too soon? Yes. In bad taste? Yes. Funny anyway? Absolutely.
rerun - March 30, 2010, 7:51 pm

Gearry, maybe you should learn that WTFO no longer lives here
Gearry - March 30, 2010, 2:18 pm
wtfo, maybe the worst terror attack in history on american ground. It's not by far the worst terror attack in history! maybe you should try and learn to see that there is a whole world outside America. ;)
Chopperliscious - November 28, 2009, 1:30 am
OH fuck I forgot - give all motifakes that have a confederate flag in them 1 lion too. They offend African Americans and remind them of slavery. And while we're at it, let's take everything down that might offend SOMEONE and then lets see what is left ...
Chopperliscious - November 28, 2009, 1:24 am
Um. Okay - lets also give 1 lion to any motifakes with swastika's in them because they remind ME of the genocide of millions and millions. If 911 humor, by parochial decree, isn't funny, then neither are swastika's. Hail to the chief.
lulz - September 22, 2009, 2:20 pm
we should kill his family, take a picture of them dead and make a motivational poster making fun of them
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:30 pm
No, temp. 3000+ murdered by 19 muslim terrorists. 3000+ families losing loved ones. This trash posted on Sept 11. Nothing offensive about this right? Idiot. Let's not forget, politics is now off the table cause it upsets people but this is okay apparently
temp - September 19, 2009, 10:44 pm
To site visitors AND regulars: if you're offended by this, you're in the wrong place.
Name - September 16, 2009, 6:58 pm
I'm not an asshole, so don't bite my head off, but people make jokes with the nuke explosion in the BG all the time, how is this any different?
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 2:13 am
Everyone.... really? Taking bait like this? Should've 1L d it, and let it die. Now I have to view this repeatedly in the comments? Really?
Arrogant Knight - September 15, 2009, 12:42 am
I laughed. It's funny.
mmmBingSoo - September 15, 2009, 12:39 am
ive seen alot worse then this (worse meaning more fucked up) 9/11 related photochops. im a new yorker and i can take 9/11 jokes but this one just sucks who uses gum jokes? seriously
Desolate1 - September 15, 2009, 12:23 am
You've never seen those 5 Gum commercials, Captain Flesh Arrow? Youtube it, dude. I'm sure it's on there.
ThePirate - September 15, 2009, 12:14 am
first of all, "to chew five gum". what is that? that is the english of a 4 yr old or a retard. you come off as an igorant, retarded fuck. Glad you were bored. Perhaps a tsunami or holocaust joke would make you feel better. You absolute Piece of shit. GTFO
MrRandom - September 15, 2009, 12:00 am
At least have some respect for the dead you ignorant little fuck. Even if you weren't affected thousands were, along with a good portion of the world.
Desolate1 - September 14, 2009, 11:58 pm
Wow. It's sad how none of you can take a simple joke. 9/11 didn't affect me in any way, so why should I care? I bet a lot of you weren't personally affected, neither. And besides, I was bored. ;)
zoid2442 - September 14, 2009, 8:09 pm
oh and to Desolate1, WHAT THE F*** WERE YOU THINKING IN MAKING THIS!! I really hope that you are not an american, for if you are, get the f*** out of america right now a** wipe
zoid2442 - September 14, 2009, 8:08 pm
omnia, you are obviously the reincarnation of hitler, because it seems that you are so heartless, that you dont care about death at all. Thousands of people lost beloved family members during this, and its not something that can be easily forgotten.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:20 pm
Omnia, 3000 innocent people were murdered. If you have no respect for that, then you are a low-life POS that deserves to be anally raped in hell with pineapples.
BriaHere - September 14, 2009, 1:07 pm
What an arsehole.
omnia - September 14, 2009, 10:28 am
seriously guys/girls!! WE FUCKING GET IT! 9/11 was a bad experience for you. but to still cry and weep about it. get a life crybabies.
mrbombastic - September 13, 2009, 10:31 pm
This is fucked up.
Chron139 - September 13, 2009, 9:02 pm
You miserable piece of shit; i hope you or someone you love gets blown up. Then i hope someone makes a poster out of it for the world to laugh at.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 8:15 pm
Not to mention this POS posted this on or near the 8th anniversary of the worst terror attack in history.
Treehodger - September 13, 2009, 7:52 pm
I just want to know how, at this time, this has 3/5? And how these makers let it pass? Is there a way to SPAM this?
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:05 pm
You are a low-life and so is anyone who enjoys this piece of trash.
Rick - September 13, 2009, 7:04 pm
I don't care what you were trying to do be it funny or hurtful but you just disgust me. 9/11 should not be used for something like this
Kspace - September 13, 2009, 6:58 pm
Sick, tasteless, crass, crude and brilliantly executed.
agdaniele - September 13, 2009, 5:56 pm
If it was intelligent, it might've been offensive... or funny.


AMERICANS - PWNing the British since 1776


TAGS: 1 2 3 4 5
Rating: 1.76/5

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HtD - December 17, 2008, 10:04 pm
They would have finished the job if they could have. Hence a draw.
Back to the point... - November 3, 2008, 5:51 am
...you forgot the Brits handed teh pwning back to you when they burnt the White House down to the ground? Should have finished the job, though. Stupid Saxons, they ALWAYS do things half-heartedly
RnR - September 11, 2008, 7:16 am
True, but then again every country committed atrocities in *their* colonies. That was just the way it was. Anybody non-white, non-european was just an animal that could barely speak. See also: slavery, massacre of Indians, boers , apartheid, segregation,
Zed - September 10, 2008, 8:41 pm
Perhaps, but the whole damned thing wouldn't have started if the French hadn't treated the Vietnamese the same way that the French nobility treated the peasantry before the Revolution.
RnR - August 11, 2008, 5:04 am
*really* involved - also see Tonkin bay. Anyways, the point is USA should NOT have been there at all. The French pulled out and it was all over. But USA had to proof their stance against the Communists and thus hung around in an ever increasing conflic
RnR - August 11, 2008, 5:01 am
Nam: a colonial war which got out of hand because USA wanted to make a point against the Commies. Dealing arms and logistics wasn't enough, Dwight feared the Commies and JFK was 'unaware' of the CIA's coup and LBJ 'scened' the final excuse to get *really*
Zed - August 11, 2008, 3:58 am
A war that the FUCKING FRENCH started, then used rhetoric blackmail to taunt the US in in a vain hope we could save their fuedalistic asses.
not me - June 13, 2008, 11:16 pm
Vietnam Pwned americans in a 10,000 day war


WAIT, WTF? - is that fight about?


TAGS: 1 2 3 4 5
Rating: 1.43/5

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Biff - July 2, 2008, 1:06 am
--d of (ancient) history lesson.
Biff - July 2, 2008, 1:06 am
In answer to your question ... it's not important what the war was about. What matters here is that the flame war came to an ubrupt end, when both Spike and Vanner agreed that talking about the size of your penis on the internet "IS NOT AT ALL GAY." En


FAMOUS LAST WORDS -


TAGS: famous last words b 52 carrier navy
Rating: 4.57/5

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marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 1:31 pm
and let 'er rip! Good one Sniper


TEST THE BOUNDARIES -


TAGS: 5150monkeylove quote art restriction
Rating: 4.56/5

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5150monkeylove - August 17, 2013, 11:50 pm
I just found this... pretty cool, and I am honored


ARMAGEDDON -


TAGS: c5 galaxy
Rating: 4.44/5

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Greeny - March 30, 2014, 6:51 am
Those suckers put two blips on the radar
Airman - August 31, 2012, 6:09 pm
prove it
EmilioDumphque - August 31, 2012, 5:40 pm
I doubt the Mayans knew galaxies existed.
ICEMAN - August 29, 2012, 2:23 am
Think aboot it n00bs. 5 by 5.


LIFE -




BROKE BACK DUNES - I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU written by admin 3


TAGS: 5
Rating: 4.33/5

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MARRIGE - We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.


TAGS: marrige shop 50cal
Rating: 4/5

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Ed-Hyde - November 22, 2010, 9:53 am
He had to hock the A to keep up with her bills.
50cal - November 20, 2010, 7:56 pm
You are right Iceman. I caught it after it already got approved...
ICEMAN - November 20, 2010, 7:47 pm
Is that anything like 'marriage'?


KEN DARLING -


TAGS: at 50 barbie questions her beaus love
Rating: 2.47/5

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Woodywood03a - July 29, 2009, 6:15 pm
Uh... you dumped me remember???


Well……that didn’t take long -


TAGS: 500 posters in 730 days
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 24, 2014, 8:18 am
Thanx guys
MissPriss - September 23, 2014, 10:22 pm
Love it!
Greybeard - September 23, 2014, 2:49 am
Haha. 5LMAO/Fav'd


PizzaNOMNOMNOMican -


TAGS: necronomicon pizza army of darkness quote motifake calendar daily theme august 2015
Rating: 4.88/5

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Cloudy - August 4, 2015, 5:37 am
Any relation to Pizza the Hut?
JesusWept - August 3, 2015, 4:18 pm
Outstanding! L L L L L


UNDERACHIEVERS - Is it wrong to think he’s an overachiever?




1950'S VALUES -


TAGS: back in the day 1950 s divorce evil women were more honest
Rating: 4.03/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2013, 12:43 pm
I think it had to do something with people's warped values; e.g. stick with the lying, cheating, abusive bastard because God approves would otherwise disapprove. Btw, is that Mary Tyler Moore?
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 1:20 pm
Touche, Akbar.
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 1:16 pm
I do not believe prison is the same as group therapy. It is a group but the therapeutic part is questionable until there is a riot
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 1:12 pm
We're all in group therapy... it's good to have help from others your mom has affected.
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 12:55 pm
The mom trap is inescapable and no group therapy...the others in the group would not be safe
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 12:53 pm
Group therapy time, Akbar? Is she the one trap you didn't escape from unharmed?
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 12:51 pm
Where did he find a picture of my mom
rerun - October 24, 2010, 12:49 pm

sad, a wasted pic


2ND BN, 54TH IN REGT - "Mailed Foot" Best Damn Battalion on Sand Hill Get Used to it


TAGS: 2 54
Rating: 2.14/5

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wigglywabbit - May 28, 2010, 3:39 am
My apologies.
agdaniele - May 28, 2010, 2:06 am
You're.
wigglywabbit - May 28, 2010, 1:32 am
your still just in the army
Ferninja - May 20, 2009, 9:57 am
chillthefuckout antiprivate. He's one of the team. Espirit de corps. Hooah
AntiPrivate - November 25, 2008, 1:20 pm
Sandhill = Training Why dont you actually get deployed and do something


THIS SAYS IT ALL -


TAGS: dally5
Rating: 4.12/5

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CODE MONKEY - An organism that turns coffee into software


TAGS: programers code monkey 50cal
Rating: 4.7/5

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robbidos - April 28, 2013, 11:16 pm
looking at the screens, i think it is more accurate to say basement monkey: turns hotpockets and mountain due into acne.
50cal - January 18, 2011, 8:48 am
If only I could turn my COD skills into money then I would be all set!
Derek - January 16, 2011, 7:31 pm
More coffee, fewer screens and joysticks.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2011, 4:52 pm
I turn whiskey into vomit and shame.
motinet - January 14, 2011, 4:25 pm

I turn red bull into software :)


A BRIGHT FUTURE - This kid is CEO material in the making.


TAGS: 5 year old pwn
Rating: 4.63/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 12:02 am
..."and do YOU know that your mom can read this chatlog later?" "oshit"
shinigami_cav - May 17, 2010, 1:42 pm
jajajajajajajaja is the only i can say


ZOMBIE PREPARATION - You will wish you had been this prepared when your family and friends are trying to eat your brains


TAGS: guns zombie mp5
Rating: 3.33/5

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cam77079 - August 31, 2010, 8:30 am
Airsoft! FAIL!
cam77079 - August 18, 2010, 8:47 am
Don't forget to stock up on the airsoft BB's, and hope they stop the hoard of undead!


MY NAME IS JUAN PABLO MONTOYA -




DOING THEIR PART -




P-UNIT - We got action where you don't Show up in places where you won't P-Unit




REWARD POINTS - Smooth as Silk




RELATIONSHIPS - Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.


TAGS: women don t forget 50cal
Rating: 4.84/5

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fascistfrenchman - January 18, 2011, 4:22 am
The Look: get a pillow and blanket, because hubby's sleeping in the dog house tonight.
autumnspirit - January 15, 2011, 12:24 am
So true, so true. Nuff said! 5L's


LUNCH TIME - a sippy cup isn't going to cut it




WHOA NELLY -




CARNIVALS -




SUPER MARIO - Teaching Kids About Drugs Since 1985




COMBAT RULES - US AIR FORCE -


TAGS: b52s heading out
Rating: 4.37/5

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dnhaslem - April 13, 2011, 7:48 am
Exactly as it should be -- except with bigger bombs and more targets.
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 9:44 pm
how true is this is... love it
MPsniper - April 12, 2011, 9:05 pm
we are EWO ready !!!


CHICKS IN COMBAT -


TAGS: b 52 airforce stewardesses uniform satire
Rating: 4/5

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MasterCoolieo - July 28, 2012, 10:51 pm
serving up several thousand pounds of destruction so hot


B-52 - CAUTION!!! I DROP DEADLY LOADS


TAGS: b 52
Rating: 3.62/5

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Nissta - April 29, 2012, 5:57 pm
B 52s Making work for the construction industry on a mission by mission basis.
Airman - April 26, 2012, 12:35 pm
they haven't built a new one since 1962
CloudchaserS - April 25, 2012, 10:14 pm
The fact that they were designed in the 1950's and are presently expected to be in service at least until 2040 shows how amazing their design is


C-C-C COMBO BREAKER -


TAGS: j35u5m4 combo breaker ccc
Rating: 2.51/5

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Sweeeeeeet - July 2, 2008, 7:48 pm
Thats fuckin wicked


FAMOUS LAST WORDS - The last thing you will ever hear.


TAGS: famous last words pulp fiction ezekiel 25 17
Rating: 2.28/5

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Jmac0585 - May 22, 2009, 4:57 pm
Ezekiel 25:17 - "And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them" - (KJV) Apparently the version in the poster is the QTV.
SeanieG123 - October 9, 2008, 2:01 am
nope, american sean. now known as SeanieG123 because i did not realize the name you put down was the name posted with the motifake
Sean - October 6, 2008, 12:16 pm
Is this by English Sean, perhaps?
Haarakkon - September 16, 2008, 10:16 pm
*I* don't think Marsellus Wallace is a bitch.
RnR - September 16, 2008, 11:28 am
... with a big afro hairdo
RnR - September 16, 2008, 11:27 am
only if spoken by Samuel L Jackson...
Ernie - September 16, 2008, 9:49 am
If that doesn't scare you sh*tless, I don't know what would?


RACIAL MINORITIES - Are even present in a galaxy far, far away.




COUGAR QUEEN - "A woman's outfit should be like a barbed wire fence... serving its purpose without obstructing the view." Sophia Loren, age 75


TAGS: sophia loren still smoking hot at 75
Rating: 4.26/5

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GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 1:42 pm
or snagglepuss, depending on which end you're conversing with, just sayin'
CpnKangaroo - April 23, 2010, 1:39 pm
any cougar over the age of 50 automatically becomes a sabretooth.
G4briel - March 18, 2010, 2:45 pm
Damn... Fortunately there's still something Italians can be proud of...
Fatt Matt - March 11, 2010, 4:54 pm
OK, for 75, sure she still looks good... I'm going to pass however. I don't care for the taste of formaldehyde
CANADA - March 11, 2010, 2:41 pm
I bet she knows a few tricks
R.S.Jake - March 11, 2010, 1:23 pm
And almost NSFW! You go girl!
R.S.Jake - March 11, 2010, 1:23 pm
Love it!!!! She is the reason there is even a term called GILF. 5 Hot Mamma's!


WHY ARE QUANTUM PHYSICISTS SO POOR AT SEX? - Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position




37 CENT - The recession has hit everyone.




HAPPY NEW YEAR -


TAGS: 519 x 579
Rating: 2.5/5

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0.337 EUROS - He's an entire euro away from being leet


TAGS: celebrity leet cent 50
Rating: 2.31/5

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Whatever. - April 15, 2009, 1:03 pm
yeah, but still a million light-years away from being cool...


WHAT IF - you saw this in real life


TAGS: somacruz95 inuyasha
Rating: 1.77/5

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somacruz95 - December 5, 2009, 1:41 am
oh fuck acid trip
agdaniele - December 3, 2009, 1:35 am
Sweet relief, Zed.
Zed - December 3, 2009, 1:06 am
I'd immediately call for an ambulance, since seeing things in 2-D black and white is NOT normal, and probably a sign that pesky aneurysm has finally popped...
aesop's folly - December 2, 2009, 11:45 pm
i'd cut myself and try raus hial (anyone who has read inheritence series knows wtf i'm talking about (the eragon books))
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 11:15 pm
I'd probably try to figure out who slipped me the LSD.
somacruz95 - December 2, 2009, 11:11 pm
personally id hitsa bricks


A FEATHER -


TAGS: intimate sad bird s nest 8188452394
Rating: 5/5

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agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 1:29 pm
Wait... the image. Got it now. Man, I was thinking something worse.
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 12:30 pm
LOL!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2010, 9:53 am
have you guys ever seen 'allo 'allo? This poster brought back memories. 5 wet celeries.
GreyScorpion - October 1, 2010, 8:47 am
grandma had one of these, it was always in her bedroom somewhere...she said grandpa was a dirty ol man, guess he was dusty too...5L
Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 6:32 am

funny and profound. loved it. where's the 10L button.


THIRSTY? -


TAGS: thirsty thursday hmmm spiderlicious cold refreshing motifake calendar daily theme april 2015
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 7, 2015, 8:52 am
ROTFL! I picked up my coffee cup yesterday (Monday) to find it full of ants! No cream. No sugar. Just coffee. It only sat there for about 10-15 minutes---EW!!!!! 5 creeped out lions!


WE CANADIANS... - ...have our own special way of expressing our feelings for nature.




WE'VE SERVICED -


TAGS: grease monkey f15
Rating: 4.68/5

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Donkasaurus - January 3, 2011, 9:33 pm
I'd take clean air and water over a nimitz class supercarrier any day...Unless of course it was my own PERSONAL nimitz class haha!
TheTrashHeap - January 3, 2011, 6:37 pm
Now all we have to brag about is clean water and air. I sure would trade all that for an aircraft carrier...
crankyhead - January 3, 2011, 5:09 pm
we used to have carriers up here in canada, till we melted em down and turned em into kegs =)
Airman - January 3, 2011, 5:00 pm
8 countries have aircraft carriers right now.. for a total of 22.. we have 11, with a 12th coming.. the UK has 2
Donkasaurus - January 3, 2011, 3:56 pm
per nation...not total. Just to clarify.
Donkasaurus - January 3, 2011, 3:55 pm
Don't anyone take this personally please, but...It never ceases to amaze me just how much air control superiority the U.S has. Hell, we have Aircraft Carriers that control more airspace than 95% of the worlds nations.
onlyonetroll - January 3, 2011, 3:51 pm
Yep, it's a basic Phase One Inspection checklist, alright.


I SEARCHED MY SOUL - for reasons to live, any excuse to stop me taking my .45 and kissing oblivion. I could think of only one... I really should take that library book back first.


TAGS: despair suicide 45 library book
Rating: 4.63/5

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pickleviper - July 5, 2012, 7:04 pm
A gunshot in a library? Just imagine how many people would turn around and say, 'Sssshhhhhhh.'
SteveFurlong - July 5, 2012, 6:24 pm
Very responsible. I approve! Just don't shoot yourself in the library after you've returned the book. You might get gore on other books.
pickleviper - July 5, 2012, 8:17 am
Some things are cliches for a reason. :)
GaryO - July 5, 2012, 8:15 am
Saw it comin’, but still couldn’t hold back a chuckle. Nice one PV, very nice….5L of course


B-52 FLYBY -


TAGS: indian ocean flyby b52
Rating: 4.06/5

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MPsniper - April 27, 2011, 5:34 pm
BANG... yer dead
marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 1:37 pm
Ha ha! VERY true! 5


CANADIAN ROAD RAGE -


TAGS: canada traffic jam i hate when they go 10 15 km under the speed limit during rush hour dont you
Rating: 4/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:24 am
What are you talking aboot?....that's the Lac Du Bonnet whorehouse.
CANADA - January 13, 2010, 5:48 pm
thats so true! 5L


WOMEN -


TAGS: arthur schopenhauer 150th anniversary of his death tribute girls gynecologist
Rating: 3.95/5

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forseti - September 21, 2010, 10:48 am
should be a tribute to Schopenhauer as you can see in the tags. I wanted the quote to contrast from it's author. anyway, for me it's still one of my 242s best - up to now.
Faceplant31 - September 21, 2010, 9:41 am
ROR! I like it foreskin, i might have done with out the caps lock text tho.
forseti - September 21, 2010, 8:39 am
1L... that makes baby forsi cry. I loved this! ;( Mods, get me the name and address of this voter, I have to visit him. And GS, someday - and that day may never come - you'll call upon me to do a service for you. ;)


PEW PEW PEW - ok sarge, your turn


TAGS: 50 caliber pew pew pew
Rating: 3.95/5

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marlygirl - April 14, 2011, 7:03 pm
MJ, there are Marines on some of the small boys if I am remembering right, on the Amphibs..but to be perfectly correct, "Chief" wud have been best.
marlygirl - April 14, 2011, 7:01 pm
HOOYAH, 5L! perfect
boomstick - January 12, 2010, 3:21 am
one of those things could really shorten up my morning commute.
Airman - January 11, 2010, 7:06 pm
good catch MJ.. hey, it's Monday
mjnavyguy - January 11, 2010, 5:45 pm
sarge = army/AF gunny = marines GUNNER = navy still funny 5L


DEADMAU5 - Failing has never been this awesome.




THE NUMBERS -


TAGS: the numbers 4 8 15 16 23 42
Rating: 1.82/5

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Steel Turman - March 7, 2008, 10:55 am
www.TheSteelDeal.com
Steel Turman - March 7, 2008, 10:52 am
angle, round,angle, round, angle, round, angle, round - rinse and repeat.


DOES ALBERT WESKER - need to choke a bitch?




INSECURITY -


TAGS: feel good inc flying saucers area51 shrek donkey mother inlaws anything that occupy space and has mass fart what me worry
Rating: 4.24/5

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rnbw00 - September 19, 2011, 1:22 pm
Yeh, but which one is still alive, and looks great?


U.S.M.C. AV-8B HARRIER - Hide All You Want! I've Got Nothing But Time to Hover Around and Wait!


TAGS: jred59
Rating: 3.83/5

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TAX FORMS - I can read all the words, but they make no sense arraigned like that!


TAGS: tax time why me argh april 15
Rating: 3.63/5

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Master - May 24, 2011, 10:10 pm
Um... They are INTENDED to not make sense. www.losthorizons.com explains why. The Talking Heads exhorted all to "Stop Making Sense!", but Title 26 had already done so.


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